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Stuart Alan Jones
Biographical Information
Gender Male
Sexual Orientation Homosexual
Status Alive
Born 1969 (given he turns 30 in the course of the show)
Residence Manchester
London (briefly)
Family Information
Romances Vince Tyler (current boyfriend)
Nathan Maloney (friend with benefits)
Countless gay men
Children Alfred "Alfie" Sullivan (biological son, with Romey Sullivan)
Parents Clive Jones (father)
Margaret Jones (mother)
Sibling(s) Marie Jones Threepwood (estranged sister)
Ben and Thomas Threepwood (nephews, via Marie; estranged)
Other(s) Romey Sullivan (best friend; mother of his son)
Phil Delaney (friend)
Alexander Perry (friend)
Hazel Tyler (friend; mother-in-law)
Bernard Thomas (friend)
Professional Information
Profession manager of an advertising company
Character Information
First Appearance Episode 1
Last Appearance Episode 2.1
Seasons 1 and 2 season of Queer As Folk
Episode Count 10
Portrayed By Aidan Gillen

Stuart Alan Jones is a fictional character from the Channel 4 drama series Queer as Folk, portrayed by Aidan Gillen. Working at an advertising agency in Manchester, Stuart spent a significant portion of his time in pubs or the night club Babylon on Canal Street. Enthusiastic at sex and once said he wants to "die shagging."

Early Life

Stuart comes from an Irish middle-class family. He moved to Manchester with his family when he was a teenager.


Stuart had an unstable childhood. During his high school years, Stuart would escape the abuse in his home by staying with his best friend, Vince Tyler, whose mother, Hazel, ultimately began treating Stuart like another son.

Though Stuart is open about his sexuality to Vince and Hazel and is highly sexually active during his teenage years, Stuart only comes out to his parents when he is well into adulthood. Stuart feels he does not owe anything to his parents and chose not to disclose his sexuality to them for so long because he has little to no relationship with them. However, he ultimately tells his parents after his nephew, son of his sister Marie, blackmails him.

Stuart's biggest fear is to lose his youth and beauty. His best friend, Vince, often reassures him that he will "always be young, and always be beautiful."

Despite Stuart's seemingly uncaring and amoral nature, he is shown as loving his friends and will often make great sacrifices for them, even though he won't admit it. Although he is not a gay activist, Stuart always acts aggressively toward homophobes.

Physical Appearance

Stuart is a man on his Last twenties, with curly black hair, blue eyes, and a wisp of beard to harden his facial features. He often wears jewelry such as bracelets and silver rings, always wearing designer suits and trendy clothes.

In Queer As Folk



Stuart pursues one-night stands and didn't show any apparent interest in finding a regular partner throughout the show.

Vince Tyler

Stuart and Vince have been good friends since they were 14, and Vince seems to be the only friend he trusts. When they helped clean up the porno stash of Vince's friend, Phil, Stuart planned to give Vince a set of spare keys of his flat and hoped Vince would do the same for him if anything happened.

Nathan Malonhey



Memorable Quotes

Stuart Alan Jones: I’m queer, I’m gay, I’m homosexual. I’m a poof, poofter, ponce. I’m a bumboy, baddy boy, backside artist, bugger. I’m bent. I am that arse bandit. I lift those shirts. I’m a faggot arse, fudge packing, shit stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I’m Moses in the parting of the red cheeks, I fuck and I’m fucked I suck and I’m sucked I rim them and wank them and every single man’s had the fucking time of his life. And I’m not a pervert.
--in Queer As Folk


  • Stuart ranked at #48 in the's 2010 poll, Top 50 Gay Characters of All Time. Gillen was nominated for Best Actor at the 1999 BAFTA TV Award for the role.
  • In the American remake Queer As Folk (USA) Stuart is replaced by Brian Kinney (portrayed by Gale Harold), with whom he shares some characteristics.